Last updated 11/01/2001
Last updated 11/01/2001
You already know about it. I don't care. It's the funniest
damned thing in the world.
The Weird Art of Timothy Patrick Butler - Edward Gorey meets Tim Burton
meets, hell, I dunno, somebody screwy. Twisted laugh-your-ass-off art page
featuring such masterpieces as "Fish With Legs And Bagel" and "The Ecstasy
of the Fishmonger." Now with a disclaimer page! I guess I'm not the only
one being harassed by Christian Supremacists.
Ghostz - A cartoon based on the ghosts from Pac-Man, with their Japanese names! What could be cooler? I dunno, stuff.
Play the Sheep Game! Can you find the sheep?
Bible-Tales.com - Bizarre funny
stuff
The
Sea-Monkey Worship Page You can't imagine how funny this page is. Hints,
tips, birth and death announcements, poetry, and warnings about nature's
smallest and most inexplicably bizarre pets. NOTE: Sea-Monkeys
are not to be confused with Sock Monkeys, which are EVIL.
The
"Jamming A Pair Of Scissors Repeatedly Into Your Crotch" Page
The "I Hate Mayonnaise" club. These guys should really like me,
since I set mayo on FIRE.
The "David Hasselhoff is the AntiChrist" page
Ever want to see stick figures die in strange and cruel ways?
(These selections are nearly random...just a sampling of SOME of the
crap I listen to. For more links, check out the "links" page on my
Worm Quartet mp3 page over at www.mp3.com/wormquartet
)
Dream
Pollution - A page dedicated to Jim Steinman, my absolute favorite
songwriter. Or check out the
Jim
Steinman Temple, which usually has the best Steinman news and lots
of interesting trivia.
Trouble Loves Me - Fantastic Syracuse hardcore with a melodic edge
Where The Rain Grows - The Official Helloween Page
Screeching Weasel - They don't exist any more, but they rocked for a while there.
Heartbeat City - A web site dedicated to The Cars
The Flashing Astonishers
- Syracuse shoegazer punkish thingy
The Official KMFDM page They're baaaaack!
Killswitch Engage - Grindcore from Massachusetts, featuring ex-members of Aftershock and Overcast
Shadows Fall - These guys will DEFINE the future of American metal, if anyone's paying attention.
Fruvous Dot Com - The Moxy Fruvous page! Another Canadian band I like!
What is it about those wacky Northerners that makes me so doggoned happy?
The Official Stratovarius page - Classical-influenced melodic power
metal at its finest.
All Central - The OFFICIAL All/Descendents page!
Click here to telnet to Foothills - a talker I sometimes hang out on.
The View Askew Page - Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, etc.
Atari Gaming Headquarters - Atari RULES, dammit.
