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Upcoming StupidSoft Stuff

Last updated 5/29/99

People have been demanding an update for a while now, so here's a BIG update!

I'M NOT DOING A DAMNED THING!!!

It pisses me off, but aside from fooling around with a few possible titles and ideas and playing with some code, I really haven't worked on anything noteworthy in a while now. I've refused to acknowledge StupidSoft's demise, since I have sooo many frikkin' ideas floating around in this silly-looking head of mine, but the time has come, I think, to declare it D.O.A. (StupidSoft, I mean...not my head.)

The problem is this: For the last three years, I've been writing code for a living. When I get home, the LAST thing I want to see is more code. Since StupidSoft has always been purely recreational for me, I'm not gonna work on it if it ain't fun. And it just hasn't been lately.

Maybe I'll bring StupidSoft back again someday. It pisses me off just how many games I'm leaving unfinished. But for now, I'll leave this page up as a memorial.

Byebye.

-=ShoEboX=-

Downloads
I've got more stuff than this available...I should really put it all up. Gah.

packomb.zip
Pac-Kombat version 0.1 - A two-player only parody of Mortal Kombat! DOES NOT RUN UNDER WINDOWS UNLESS YOU "RESTART IN MS-DOS MODE!"
nostril.zip
Nostril - A collection of oddities. Features the Clock-Kicking game and a Flossing Simulator!
squest.zip
StupidQuest - the StupidSoft Zork parody! An all-text adventure game!
NOTE:There was a problem with the .ZIP on this page before...it has been fixed. Thanks to Dawson for pointing out the problem...shame on the rest of you for not telling me!!
squest2.zip
StupidQuest II - Beyond Townburgsville! This one looks a whole lot better than the first, with lots of nifty DOS Ansi-windows and stuff. It's also a lot bigger. Takes place RIGHT where the first SQ left off!
waffle.zip
Waffle? - A collection of odd things. If you've ever wanted to see a dead frog pop out of a toaster or shove the pope off of a building, this is the game for you. It's CGA and it's fairly old, but I added a speed control so you can play it on a fast computer if you have to.

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