Tracks:

 

  1. I'm Gonna Procreate - 4:25
    2. Great Idea For A Song -
    3:25
    3. If Gregg Yeti Doesn't Rejoin The Flashing Astonishers I'm Going To Kill Myself -
    1:25
    4. Archie Got An STD -
    2:12
    5. Ode To Ziploc The African Albino Claw-Footed Water Frog -
    1:11
    6. Let's Make Fun Of the Amish -
    1:36
    7. Eat Here And Die - 3:04

    ~ Short Bus Suite ~
    Seventeen songs in four and a half minutes

    8. Sonata For Piano And
    Moron In C Major - 0:21
    9. Getting Shot In The Face Sucks - 0:30
    10. Raisins In Disguise / Iguana - 0:07
    11. Calculator In My Bum - 0:18
    12. Broom Broom Broom - 0:05
    13. Find The Dead Wingless Legless Fly In Your Box Of Raisins - 0:19
    14. Lice And Rice - 0:04
    15. The Face Of A Child - 0:15
    16. Thank You - 0:08
    17. Smell My Nipple, Win A Prize - 0:07
    18. Dead Tacos - 0:10
    19. Why Do The Elderly Growl At Cucumbers? - 0:41
    20. Salmon In Disguise - 0:04
    21. Yak Aquarium - 0:08
    22. Toasterama - 0:06
    23. Wookiee Weeniee - 0:17
    24. Sorry, We're No Longer Buying Lizard Shit - 0:34

    25. My Wife -
    2:34
    26. J.R.O. (Intro) -
    1:48
    27. J.R.O. -
    1:43
    28. (I Wanna Wipe) A Booger On Dan (Rather) - 0:46
    29. Eskimo Pie Is Not Pie And Contains Very Little Eskimo -
    2:35
    30. Strap-On Brain -
    5:08
    31. Coffee (2003 Grind) -
    4:24

 

Released February 2004

 

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© 2004 Timothy F. Crist