Tracks:

1. I'm Gonna Procreate - 4:25
   2. Great Idea For A Song - 3:25
   3. If Gregg Yeti Doesn't Rejoin The Flashing Astonishers I'm Going To Kill Myself - 1:25
   4. Archie Got An STD - 2:12
   5. Ode To Ziploc The African Albino Claw-Footed Water Frog - 1:11
   6. Let's Make Fun Of the Amish - 1:36
   7. Eat Here And Die - 3:04
   
   ~ Short Bus Suite ~
   Seventeen songs in four and a half minutes
   
   8. Sonata For Piano And Moron In C Major - 0:21
   9. Getting Shot In The Face Sucks - 0:30
   10. Raisins In Disguise / Iguana - 0:07
   11. Calculator In My Bum - 0:18
   12. Broom Broom Broom - 0:05
   13. Find The Dead Wingless Legless Fly In Your Box Of Raisins - 0:19
   14. Lice And Rice - 0:04
   15. The Face Of A Child - 0:15
   16. Thank You - 0:08
   17. Smell My Nipple, Win A Prize - 0:07
   18. Dead Tacos - 0:10
   19. Why Do The Elderly Growl At Cucumbers? - 0:41
   20. Salmon In Disguise - 0:04
   21. Yak Aquarium - 0:08
   22. Toasterama - 0:06
   23. Wookiee Weeniee - 0:17
   24. Sorry, We're No Longer Buying Lizard Shit - 0:34
   
   25. My Wife - 2:34
   26. J.R.O. (Intro) - 1:48
   27. J.R.O. - 1:43
   28. (I Wanna Wipe) A Booger On Dan (Rather) - 0:46
   29. Eskimo Pie Is Not Pie And Contains Very Little Eskimo - 2:35
   30. Strap-On Brain - 5:08
   31. Coffee (2003 Grind) - 4:24

Released February 2004

$9.99


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