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CD’s:


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WORM QUARTET – MENTAL NOTES CD
Worm Quartet's brand new CD!  Includes Dr. Demento hits I'm Not A Girl and you were wrong cabinet sanchez, the FuMP devirginizer C Is For Lettuce, and WQ's most evil song ever, What Your Parents Think All Your Music Sounds Like.  Features guest appearances by the great Luke Ski, Curt Allen (formerly of Moriah,) and Shoebox's wife.  Cover art by Andy Hopp.

$9.99

 


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WORM QUARTET – FASTER THAN A SPEEDING MULLET CD
Worm Quartet’s third album features the anti-relationship anthem “Great Idea For A Song” (which was the most requested song of 2004 on the Dr. Demento show,) the ode to breeding “I’m Gonna Procreate,” and the mindlessly angry “Let’s Make Fun Of The Amish!”  31 tracks of brand-spankin’-new WQ crap!
$9.99

 


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WORM QUARTET – STUPID VIDEO GAME MUSIC CD
Worm Quartet’s second album is finally back in print, fully remastered with brand-new art, EIGHT bonus tracks, and a super-secret hidden video game!  Songs include "Frank's Not In The Band Anymore" (the #2 song of 2002 on Dr. Demento’s  Funny Top 25) plus the equally-existent “Dear God,” "Mommy’s Broken," "I Hate Syracuse," “Call Me Jennifer And Steal My Stapler,” "Road Bliss," and a cover of Atom and his Package's "It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Lib."  Bonus tracks feature appearances by the Gothsicles, the great Luke Ski, and…no, I’m not telling!
$9.99


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WORM QUARTET – SUMOPHOBIA ALPHA 2 EX SUPER CHAMPIONSHIP TURBO EDITION CD
The remixed, revamped, remastered re-release of Worm Quartet's long-out-of-print first album, which brought the world such classics as "I Bit William Shatner," "I Don't Give A Sh*t About Your Website," and "Hair On The Soap!”   Chock-full of bonus tracks including the original 1996 demo (remastered,) rarities, previously-unreleased tracks, and collaborations with The Great Luke Ski and Sudden Death! Well over an hour's worth of music! Includes "Inner Voice," the most requested song of 2005 on the Dr. Demento show!
$9.99

 


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TECHNOBABBLE CD
A compilation CD of funny songs that celebrate and bitch about technology in all its forms. Includes a track from Worm Quartet, as well as songs from the great Luke Ski, Sudden Death, Da Vinci's Notebook, Logan Whitehurst and the Junior Science Club, Tom Smith, and The Arrogant Worms, among others.
$9.99

 



WORM QUARTET STALKER PACK
All four of Worm Quartet’s albums, plus a logo sticker, for less than the cost of a thing that costs $29.00!  A dirt-cheap way to build an immediate Worm Quartet collection and pretend you were a fan from the beginning.  Great as a gift if you want to force Worm Quartet in its entirety down the unsuspecting throats of your hoodlum friends!

$28.99

 

 

Worm Quartet CDs are also available from Interpunk and CD Baby
Digital downloads available from The Mad Music Archive, CD Baby, iTunes, and Amazon

 

DVD’s

WORM QUARTET - FLEX YOUR NIPPLES - LIVE
Nearly an hour and a half of live concert footage featuring Shoebox at his sweatiest, prancing across stages throughout
Central New York. Feaures guest performances by the great Luke Ski, Sudden Death, and Crappy the Clown. Includes several dumbass bonus features and an exclusive "Shoebox rambling Incoherently About Shoebox" commentary track with Shoebox and director/stuff-filmin'-guy Seriah Azkath.
$9.99

 

 

 

STICKERS AND BUTTONS AND SHIRTS AND CRAP:

WORM QUARTET LOGO STICKERS (Set of 3)
Three high-quality vinyl stickers.  These are 2.75" x 2.75", scientifically determined to be the perfect size for sticking to stuff! Stick them on your car, your locker, your wall, your cat, your mother, your spiritual advisor, or your favorite dumpster!
 $1.00

 

WORM QUARTET LOGO BUTTON
High-quality 1” button featuring the glorious WQ SVGM logo.  Logo design and art by Kim Crist.
 $1.00

SHOEBOX WITH SPATULA BUTTON
High-quality 1” button featuring a cartoon of Shoebox ready for action, brandishing his mighty spatula!  Art by Dave Woodson.
 $1.00

WORM QUARTET OLDSCHOOL SYMBOL BUTTON
High-quality 1” button featuring the original punk-ass WQ symbol.  Art by Shoebox.
 $1.00

WORM QUARTET MULLETMAN BUTTON
High-quality 1” button featuring Mulletman from the cover of “Faster Than A Speeding Mullet!”  Art by Dave Woodson.
$1.00

WORM QUARTET OLDSCHOOL LOGO BUTTON
High-quality 1” button featuring the original logo from back when Shoebox genuinely thought Worm Quartet was gonna be a punk band.  Art by Shoebox.
 $1.00

FLAMING MAYO LOGO BUTTON
High-quality 1” button featuring the official Flaming Mayo logo.  If the other buttons on this page aren’t obscure enough to confuse your friends, this should do it.  Art by Dave Woodson.
 $1.00

WORM QUARTET BUTTON SET
Who are you kidding?  You can’t live without all six high-quality 1” Worm Quartet buttons! 
 $4.99

WORM QUARTET LOGO T-SHIRT
Show all your friends what crappy taste in music you have!  These are really freakin' nice screened t-shirts with the WQ SVGM logo taking up most of the front, and the lyrics to "Ice Cream Has No Bones" on the back.  Very high quality.
THESE ARE GONE!!!  If there's enough demand, I might get more made - drop me an e-mail at shoebox@wormquartet.com if you want 'em!

 
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To order by mail, send
U.S. cash, check, or money order (payable to "Tim Crist") to:

Worm Quartet
P.O. Box 23433
Rochester, NY  14692


If you're in the
U.S., you should get your crap within a week or two.

DEALERS / DISTRIBUTORS: E-mail shoebox@wormquartet.com for wholesale rates!

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